A School that has been overrun with midget freshmen coming from low income families that eat dinner at 7-11. the hallways are so small, you need Clorox to remove the pests that think they are "fresh." This school is full of posers that try to Dougie and jerk. The black people are now a majority at this school while Asians are becoming extinct. The walls here are cinder block because they want to make this as close to a jail cell as possible. The walls are painted over with ghetto art to hide the mold. There are about as many windows as the kids have in their boxes on shadow wood lane....
by Bruce Buttlicker April 12, 2011
by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY January 7, 2004
A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
by lolhs victim November 8, 2019
Full of crazy, fake, annoying freshman that literally think they are all that. Especially at lunch when they chase eachother while screaming. The redneck boys here are stuck up and can be more annoying than the freshman kids. You dont need a truck that blinks lights and has black smoke coming out of your muffler just to drive to school and go home.
All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting.
The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school!
Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends!
Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses.
The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting.
The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school!
Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends!
Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses.
The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
Mom: How was school today?
Me: Fine
Mom:Oh okay, well good!
Me:*smiles at the thought of remembering all of the crazy stuff you did that day at Cypress Lake High School*
Me: Fine
Mom:Oh okay, well good!
Me:*smiles at the thought of remembering all of the crazy stuff you did that day at Cypress Lake High School*
by aqsdcu May 15, 2015
The School located in Tarpon Springs, Florida that is full of wanna-be potheads and wiggers. Also full of rich preppy's that did not work for any money in their lives and depended on their daddy's and mommy's to give them everything they want. Everyone here thinks "Gucci" is god but he can't rap for sh*t!
Person 1: Oh look at that chump what school does he go to?
Person 2: Just another wannabe from East Lake High School(Easy Lake)!
Person 2: Just another wannabe from East Lake High School(Easy Lake)!
by RKO_ Oblivion_ 727 May 18, 2010
A school full of students who think they are better then everyone else, 95% of which do drugs. A school that allows over 85% of its students to get undeserved A's thus allowing 85% to go to college...however only 6% of them will graduate from college, the other 79% will live at home with mom and talk about how cool they were high school.
Tim: hey jimmy whats with white bear being all crowded right now?
Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?
Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?
by 2goodFoDis January 20, 2009
A rich white school that has good teachers and staff. The drug trade in this school is huge and almost anyone there sells drugs. A lot of the girls there are hoes and catfish, and there is a sizable populations of retards in it.
by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017