by Deanthesexyandpowerful October 28, 2019
A school in North jersey, known for the safest school in New Jersey as well. Many of these students here are either white, Albanian, or few other races. The school is full of stoners, and kids who love to drink and have a good time. Often you will find a few of these kids in there vice principal’s office getting searched and drug tested. These kids often spend there weekends out at a house party or a popular party spot referred to “Pipeline”. While some of the teachers are hitting on each other and going out together on weekend nights to bars.
by Pompton high school alumni December 1, 2018
1. Rich white kid school; Lame high school in a small town right outside of Kalamazoo and Portage MI. It has a horrible name too. "GULL".
Person one: "hey, have heard of Gull Lake High School?"
Person two: "yeah, that school is like 99.2 percent white!"
Person two: "yeah, that school is like 99.2 percent white!"
by GLfreeeaakk December 6, 2010
you know i was never a stoner or an alcoholic, but then I came to this shit hole and now I do that shit for breakfast. The detail of the cocks drawn on the bathroom stall or swastikas drawn on the toilet or people having sex or kid deep throating for that heroin feeling nicotine buzz. tells me how much of a faggot to be here fuck most the staff here they clearly don't do didly dick. We got three shitty security guards who pocket kids vape. Two are literal midgets one looks wee man from jackass the other looks like the leprechaun. From the shitty leprechaun movies. Some say MS Sieler is hot or sum shit she may be, but her taste in music is literal horse shit. What else sucks in the school version of Detroit. How about fake ass mother fuckers selling vape or weed thinking they are all hot shit but fr this school make want to get fucked in the ass by a hot metal rod.
by The sacred toad August 16, 2022
A high school full of rich kids that think they're considered rednecks because they only wear camouflage clothing and boots. Most of them waste all their parent's money on dip and cigarettes that they only use in school's parking lot for the attention. On the weekends these fake rednecks take their brand new trucks out mudding and don't even bother to wash them afterwards so that they look "cool" when they roll into school on Monday.
EAST LAKE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT:
Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...
Person 2: Where? I can't see him.
Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.
Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.
Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.
Person 2: They'll never see him coming.
Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...
Person 2: Where? I can't see him.
Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.
Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.
Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.
Person 2: They'll never see him coming.
by not an el slop June 12, 2013
Wow! What a great school! I love this school where you can get all the weed alcohol and STD’s you want! This shit wild here, the dean sends out pussy pics to all students, you can smell the fruity ness of a blueberry escobar In every corner of the school and you got a big ass Mexican man who smells like a fresh Taco Bell bean burrito as your security guard. Ms.Seiler lowkey the hottest and baddest teacher in the school(she sent pussy pics to a bunch of us freshman year) besides the escobars, you can literally smell the aids of the school reeking even from a block away. Every weekend some kid ends up overdosing or getting pregnant. Sum sophomore named Amanda will sleep with any guy she can get her grubby hoe hands on lmao, she will fuck anything that walks. This school is every stoner teens dream, so if you wanna get high and drunk and get aids all in one day, come here then.
by PassDaBoof420 June 5, 2022
A bunch of preppy white kids that do nothing, but smoke pot and get laid. The only black kids are the deaf ones, but are good at sports. All the girls are blonde and smokin'. All they got going for them is rich parents that can buy them into college.
by Mountain Lakes High School February 25, 2015