A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.
The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."
by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009