Lag Slag 

Female companion which is often phoned to meet up for casual sex when drunk or (lagging)...

The Lag Slag is often lacking in attractiveness and happy oblige as she is doesn't often get laid.

No means of contact is then made to the lag slag until you are lagging again.

Q.What did you do last night bruv?

A. Got pissed up and met my Lag slag..

Lag Slag by George a Johnson July 15, 2007

Schrödinger's Lag 

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.

Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"

Schrödinger's Lag by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020

Chalmer’s Lag 

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

Chalmer’s Lag by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023