Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?
Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates
Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.
Guy: Man, you deserve better than that
Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.