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A mom who has at least 2 kids who go to private schools, wears HUGE sunglasses, drives a full size Escalade, has fake tits and a fake ass and face, and always drives while texting her lady friends about Vail or other Colorado ski resorts.
Yo mane, I just got some from a bangin Ladue mom.
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