Top Definition
An annoying egotistic swat who thinks he is funny. Someone who thinks everybody loves him while they hate him.
Annoyed youth: "Simon you are such a ladlespracket"
Simon: "I don't comprehend what you mean. Please speak in propper english."
Annoyed youth: "You are such an annoying egotistic dickhead. Go back to the library."
Simon: -Cries- "FINE I WILL!" -runs to library-
by Storeytime March 30, 2010

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