McKinnon Secondary College, which is a school in the boundaries of South Eastern Melbourne suburbs, Victoria, Australia)
An extremely sadistic and cruel vice principal of McKinnon Secondary College who frequently abuses his power to exert dominance towards students. Notable for using his high status to deceive educational ministers and parents into believing the students are misbehaving. A known smoker, Lachlan is also a hypocrite of the school’s “no-smoking policy” which discriminates against vapes and cigarettes. He had once had several Year 10 students suspended for vaping in the school bathrooms, yet he smells like a chimney. He is also known to coerce the school’s psychologists into revealing sensitive data of any student and uses this resource to blackmail students into obeying him. He is the devil incarnate, the reaper of souls and the death king. Similarly, he has formed an alliance with some other similarly evil principals and teachers to together abuse their powers.

One of the authors recalls a time where Lachlan Noble suspected him of gaming in class and even reported the matter to his parents, of which they obviously believed. But before they arrived, he maliciously joked to the author that he should consider going to a special school because “regular schooling is not suitable for you.” When he tried reporting, his parents supported Lachlan because they trust the nonce more than their own child.
Haruku (to buddy) : Hey bro. I just got sent to Mr Noble’s office and he yelled at me for using my phone in class. He then confiscated it and gave me detention. On top of that, he will call my parents. He's a damn jerk.
Ethan (sighs in exasperation): Yeah, I know right. A week ago, he claimed that I broke the window in room 2.2 but he forced me to confess and pay for it. Afterwards, I tried to report him but he just changed my grades and refused to change them back until I withdrew my report. Life sucks.
Lachlan Noble (autistic screeching): HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!!! I WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS !!!!111!!!!1!!!11
Haruku an Ethan (very scared): Bro, we’re fucked. 💀💀💀
by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023
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