An really, really, ridiculously good looking girl. Crazy smart, and out of most of you peasant's league.
"Man, quit staring, that's a LaDocia, you'll never have a chance, she doesn't dig white sunglasses and tribal tats."
The affliction of melasma, most commonly occuring on the upper lip.
"Is that dirt on your lip or is that a LaDocia?
"Girl, do you have a mustache?", "No that is just my LaDocia".