TyRubbing a piece of fruit on someone's food so that it tastes vaguely like the essence of that fruit.
why does this turkey taste like a banana? Jimmy keeps fucking La croixing me.
by UrFavoriteTurtle November 28, 2019
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Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce
Ah yes, the "Pamp el mouse" La Croix is my favorite.
by hehehhehehheheheheh July 14, 2018
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A person who is straight, with a fruity (gay) personality or behavior.
"Did you see Chris call Brad hot last night?"

"Yeah, too bad he's straight as a board. What a La Croix."
by Brother of the saxophones November 2, 2021
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Essentially it’s methadone for people who have a diet soda dependence.
Jamie used to drink Diet Coke 5 times a day but now she drinks La Croix 10 times a day instead
by IbreathAir February 17, 2021
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pronounced "la crotch"

fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.
Have you tried the new La Croix flavor: the concept of a grape?
by tachoe September 23, 2018
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la croix means "the cross"
"Jésus est mort sur la croix"
by Retroafro July 26, 2005
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1. The Cross

2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).

3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
by djrapist February 17, 2015
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