An amazing person who will never let you down. And no sex. Usually with somebody by the name of Kat
by Royce550 May 10, 2021
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People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.
Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
by John Doesn't Sawyer December 21, 2016
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Larson, commonly mistaken with arson, is when instead of setting a building on fire you set a person on fire and proceed to stick a lacrosse stick up their ass.
“Where is Andrew?
Oh you didn’t hear, he got 5 years in the pen for Larson.”
“Oh shit free the homie.”
by Quiff Lover May 4, 2021
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a very pretty girl.
guy 1: hey, aren't you seeing a new girl?
guy 2: yeah, im seeing this girl named larson!
by nickballer2058 June 20, 2019
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a piece of shit that eats his own dick and eats his shit
by ur mom broke the stairway January 9, 2019
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When a specific girl likes a specific guy so much they combine names.
Leah larsoned her name with Carson's to make Larson, the epic duo of name combinations.
by Big joe 567 September 22, 2015
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