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Lack of Dick syndrome. A condition commonly found with usually unattractive middle-aged to older women. However, it can occur in teenagers and young women, but this is very rare. Side Effects include: being bitchy/on the edge, being socially awkward, being a loner, and having very strange mannerisms/eating habits. The only diagnosed cure: dick
Person 1: Dang why is that bitch always so edgy? She's only 17 & she acts like an old lady!
Person 2: I think she's suffering from L.O.D. syndrome, it's mad rare among girls her age.
Person 1: Well she needs to be cured. Quick, somebody get a dick ASAP!
by cocacolacocacola October 03, 2010
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