An international holiday in which Lör assembles in the hall of Lör for the fate of humanity in order to slay their weekly quota of dragons. Lörs day is also known by common folk as Thursday (usually). It is followed by Post-Lörsday, the day of rest. The day preceding it is known as Pre-Lörsday, the day of anticipation. Attending the ceremonies of Lörsday is sure to give any straight man, woman, or lesbian an instant Lörgasm. It is unknown why gay males are unaffected by their sheer epicness.
Have you heard that new band Lör? Apparently every Lörsday they sacrifice a single infant just to be epic.
by Funkasaurus January 16, 2010