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a super, mega, ultra, obnoxious uber jew bastard that will do strange things like drive 10 miles to save 2 dollars or goes to the bathroom really fast because he thinks taking too long waste time he could use doing other jewy things like counting his gold with one hand and stealing your money with his "concentration-camp thin" fingers and a kung-fu grip. he will often kick a gentile down with his cloven hooves for less than a buck. sometimes a nickle. he will also haggle with anyone from a girl scout to a hooker, even himself. he also tries to make money like using a 42 cent stamp to get a 50 cent rebate. will save a dollar a week for a year for something special but end up saving the tiny nest egg instead.
jew bastard 1: wow! i just found a coupon for the store jews-r-us where i can save $0.67 if i spend 20 dollars. all i have to do is make sure i can use the shit out of everything i buy twice.

friend: ..... wow. you can be such a kykenstien when you really try.

jew bastard: i don't know any other way to live. I'M A KYKENSTIEN!! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!

friend: maybe you should eat more pork. that outta knock the kyke right outta ya!

by negro jones strikes again November 12, 2008

Words related to Kykenstien

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