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A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.
Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?
kreeton by finalcaliber October 18, 2004
To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become gender neutral
You will be keetoned by a horse today.
Keeton by 1234567890meth April 8, 2021
The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.
hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton.
keeton by Nate Crawford January 2, 2009
Kyneton is a small town in Victoria, Australia north of Melbourne.
Kyneton consists of a population of stereotype Australian Bogans, a cartel of families who run everything despite their low intelligence & has a large unemployment rate.

The underworld of kyneton is a group of bogan youths who drive around in their "Mario Karts" at night yelling incomprehensible & not half intelligent things at anyone they see.
Bill: where the hell were you on the weekend?
Terry: my parents made me go to kyneton with them
Bill: oh crap, what happened there dude?
Terry: everyone was bogans & they were drunk & there were 4 pubs & then some bogan yelled at me from his "mario kart"
Bill: dude, i hope i never have to go there.
kyneton by Vi Svartnar December 15, 2007

keeton harris 

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him
keeton harris by Celestial Star2017 December 25, 2016
A boy who your friend loves and you hate.
Friend 1: The other day I was hanging out with Keeton...
Friend 2: I don't like Keeton
Keeton by wyatt52773 February 28, 2022