A kthon is a follower of online guru K. Thor Jensen, guiding intelligence behind the cult website Portal of Evil. Only the most favored kthons are invited to the semi-annual convention known as POECON (qv).
Fuck you, I'm not a Goon! I'm a Kthon!
by Theo C. Cupier III November 04, 2004
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Man with hugh swing cock
Look at that kthon , what a stud
by kthon March 06, 2004
Submissive partner in a sadomasochistic homosexual relationship, esp. one conducted online.
You're nothing but a kthon, not fit to lick my boots.
by Rich "Gaylord" Kyanka January 23, 2004