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A boy who is very smart. He may not be that attractive when young but when he gets older he is so hot that he is buring down forests. He usually has olive/tan skin, wavy/curly dark brown hair, and has dreamy dark brown eyes that mess you up when you look into them. He usually has a funny sense of humor and isn't shy at all, he also has a big butt. He may be clumsy causing him to not be as athletic, so going the athletic route won't help thats why he goes into business making new inventions making billions for the future using his smart ass brain.
Damn is that Krystos from highschool???
Why is he so frickin smart????
Did his butt get bigger or is it just me??
Krystos by Lemon77 September 21, 2017
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krystek by Its_Melissa October 29, 2020
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Smart, sweet and funny, and is hot AF. He is extremely talented with instruments and will always play your favourite songs. He is really good in bed and always pleases you. If you get a Krystos, you are really lucky, since he is the gift of god and has a 15cm dick.
Girl:Omg is that Krystos
Girl 2: Yes, he is soooo hot
Krystos by BoosssBITchMuthaFUCKAr November 28, 2019

Krystobee 

The realest hood nigga you gon see in yo life. This nigga the type of nigga to pull up to highschool in a fucking tuktuk cuz he don't give no shit what niggas think about him. All my homies fuck with Krystobee. Krystobee fucks with all my homies 💯
Krystobee I need some help in the bedroom, my girlfriend wants to have sex with me but I can't get hard. Can you be there and hide in the closet so I can become hard just by looking at you?
Krystobee by NiggaPincher October 27, 2020
Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.
Your such a Krystofer.
krystofer by Krystofer June 18, 2018
krystofer is cool not tall but still cool, he is fucking not smart but can be smart, he is good at music I thi... I meen he thinks, cuzz im not krys the fug u talking about im... um... um... bob yeah.
krystofer only has one girl in his life but im not alowed to say her name but yeah.
I dont know what right sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o
bye love you no homo, cuzz if their was that would be gay and krystofer is not gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his last name is bowes so go fined out what his last name means
hey krystofer
hello their......
krystofer by not krystofer ;) November 13, 2019

Krystek Robakiewicz

He is the absolute Krystek Robakiewicz in the league