Krit

The coolest person you will NEVER meet!

Nerd 1: "I wish I could go to that party at Stacy's house this weekend."

Nerd 2: "I heard that Krit himself is showing up, we'll never be allowed in."

Nerd 1: "Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttt!"

by DonaldDarko August 2, 2012

Krit

A big black and white gorilla beast, mainly from China and Antarctica, weighs over 6 inches, and is 70 grams tall. Usually found sexually assaulting dogs, bears, and the like. They tend to drool vape flavored fish, and trip over the mushroom down the ocean. Every orange moon, the Krits from all over the world group up and hunt Kanye East, South, West, and North!!!!

Joe: I'm so scared of the Krits, I think they started the Tiddy Virus, Its making my doggies and jimmies t-tremble!!!! UwU

by THE ONE AND ONLY KANYE EAST420 April 16, 2022

krit

(n) a person who is obscenely annoying, finds fault in just about everything, and has a high shrilly voice

"I was really enjoying the movie, until that krit behind us opened her mouth!"

by gene parmesan November 17, 2006

krit

An overly critical person who believes their way of doing things is the standard no matter what. Krits may frequently use the phrase "that's not how I do it" and are often characterized by a whiny or annoying tone of voice.

Krit: "What are you doing?"

Normal Person: "Washing dishes"

Krit: "That's not how I do it"

Normal Person: "So what? Stop being a fucking krit"

by BCMor December 1, 2009

PP Krit

PP Krit is an amazing actor, singer, model from nadao bangkok. PP Krit is also defined as an angel and he is so hot as hell plus cute as a gummy bear. He has bestfaen called Billkin Putthipong. I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHH. periodt.

example :
“Hey bro do you know PP Krit ?”
“Of course, who doesn’t know him ?”

by bkpplanet April 30, 2021

Hippie-krit

Any of a number of activist cause supporters, ie ecologists, whoes personal behavior is diametrically opposed to the beliefs (s)he espouses.

Look at that Hippie-krit, he just got elected president of the sierra club and he's driving an SUV.

by JR Hannafin July 5, 2004

BIG KRIT

An oversized human being. Mainly used to describe gigantic black offensive/defensive lineman. Can be extended to describe most oversized athletes.

Ryan: Rusty did you see the Ravens offensive line man Jonathan Odgen?

Rusty: Yeah that nigger is a big fucking KRIT!

Ryan: BIG KRIT COUNTRY SHIT

by XORXOR October 24, 2011