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A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin
Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
by Navygirl May 09, 2012