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Saturday Kreskova 

Saturday Kreskova is an unofficial Romanian holiday that dates back to the 27th of August 20222. Its main concept is drinking the cheap dry spirit vodka called "Kreskova" with the juice "Granini" with the "Sour Cherry" flavour. The ritual starts in the park "Cisimigu" from Bucharest in the zone where old men play chess ("sahisti") and it consists of drinking excessive quantities of Kreskova with Granini. Afterwards, the action moves to a club in Bucharest (free of choice) and you party there until the club closes. Afterwards, you take a train to a different city, however, the city has to be picked only after you exit the club and not before. Alcohol must be consumed throughout the night, and only the lack of money or excessive fainting relieves you of that duty.
Man, last night I went to Saturday Kreskova and I woke up in the city of Constanta with no money. It was a good Saturday Kreskova!
Saturday Kreskova by Prise October 2, 2022
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From the historical hypnotist/magician Kreskin. When someone pulls a tactic, object, or idea from seemingly nowhere in a completely surprising manner. Occasionally, also when someone makes something to disappear in this manner.
The group seemed disappointed in not having papers. Suddenly, Jacob kreskined a pipe. "Where'd you get that," Jason said, astonished.
kreskin by Darklight November 30, 2004
to describe something that is kinky and freaky
DeShaun: damn! that bitch was kreaky
Charles Barrington : What?
DeShaun: she was all sorts of kinky and freaky as fuck!
kreaky by mr.felix October 20, 2010

La Kreskas 

A massive and epic Brutalist City near Madrid and Toledo that serves as the Capital City of the Aggressor Republic. It kinda looks like Totalitarianism Incarnite, even on a sunny day. It's long standing mayor is the Belgian War Hero mayor, Leon Degrelle and primarily designed by French Collaborator, Le Corbusier.
Housing La Kreskas is guaranteed. All the crazy crackhead are not on the streets, but in their strange grey studios
La Kreskas by anonymous August 26, 2022
Damn that bitch is kreaky...I gotta get her number
kreaky by J-Fizz August 12, 2005

julia krisak 

a amazing gorgeous talkative person, definately the coolest kid in school. plays tennis and is very flirty and fun to be around! she had 100 million friends and they all love her!
OMFG julia krisak! I LOVE YOU WITH A PASSION!! love jeannie(:
julia krisak by jeanniebeannie April 13, 2010
Guy: Who's that?

Other Guy: Oh that's Kresa...dont be messin' with her!
kresa by Ya Heard Boiiii October 6, 2022