Krebbs

A highly contagious disease caught through visual contact. It is highly likely to catch once first laying eyes upon Ally. Similar to crabs but a disease of the heart. Once you see Ally you will instantly fall in love. Your heart belongs to her.

Guy 1: "Who is that girl? She is absolutely stunning!"
Guy 2: "Don't stare! You'll catch Krebbs!"
Guy 1: "She has such a beautiful smile..."
Guy 2: "It's too late. You caught it."
Guy 3: "Don't we all?"