The furure world superpower. A massive, soon-to-be empire made up of Slovakia, Outer Mongolia, Mrs. Potocki's trailer, and other locales. Will form alliances with such obscure countries as Jamaica and Taiwan (which IS a country). Will have the greatest, yet most fucked-up military the world has ever seen, with Sniggle Troops, Wheelchair Troops, Jihad Troops, Penguin Luftwaffe, and others. Will be led by Emperor Dave, until we coup him. Fear our coming.
Kraznania will rule the world.