A pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from sex with a prostitute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.
(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)
That skank gave Glenn a Krauthammer, better double-bag it.
An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"