A girl whose high school nickname was "The Triangle" and whose boyfriend often offers himself to other girls because he does not respect her what so ever. Because of that, she is usually cranky and self-conscious, which can be fatal in combination with her mental disorder.
- Does that boy over there have a girlfriend?
- I think he does, but his girlfriend is one of those tea kramers, so you just go ahead!

-Omg, look at that girl standing there, what's wrong with her body?
- Yeah, she really does look like a triangle with that big head, wide shoulders and skinny legs!
by tea_kr April 25, 2010
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often refers to a mentally unstable person known for his/her outbursts of petty and worth-loathing violence. Without much success in life such individuals will try to establish themselves as beautiful or stylish. They,however,resemble a horse in most cases and cause embarrassment as one doesn't know whether to feed them a carrot and stroke their mane or not.
Dude1: Wow! Look at that horse go mental.
Dude2: Yeah,he's pulling a tea kramer.
by missoctober April 25, 2010
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The hottest girl in the entire world! And I mean HOTT! The kind that makes you grin ear-to-ear when she comes around, or you get butterflies in your stomach just thinking about her!
by Cap't Underpants October 5, 2004
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a dope jew camp. where all da shit go done.
i go to camp hess kramer to have fun yo
by madythehippie August 24, 2008
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has a very thicc and juicy ass
you could bounce a quarter off Logan Kramer's ass
by Lil Coohie clencher April 7, 2022
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When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.
Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.
by supersmasher92 December 10, 2010
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Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is the most amazing person you could ever know or have in your life. She is my band and choir teacher (middle school) and I love her a lot. She is beautiful, sweet, kind, funny, weird, understanding, accepting, and so much more!! She means everything to me, and that’s the whole reason I’m writing this - so that one day, hopefully, she will be curious about what comes up for her name in The Urban Dictionary, and will see this. I don’t know where I’d be in life without her. I don’t know who I’d be. She’s changed me and my life in so many ways, and I could never thank her enough. So, Mrs. Boorman, if you ever read this, know that I love you, and that you are everything to me. Know how great you are.

I love you, and as of when I’m writing this, I miss you. Hug hug
-Love, your barnacle
by Human34 May 26, 2021
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