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kolten wong'd
To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
Kolenda
Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
Kotex Kontessa
A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
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kobeni by neferpitouapologist July 19, 2021
kootenay time
The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.
It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"
The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"
The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!
Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010