Kosovo is a province inhabited by Albanians but claimed by Serbs. Funny thing is, there were always very few Serbs there so their claims defy any known logic. Serbs have tried to cleanse Kosovo of Albanians several times throughout the history but they always failed. In 1999 NATO bombed the shit out of Serbs and Serbia for their latest attempts so Kosovo has been relieved of Serbian/Yugoslavian rule ever since and it is about to become an independent country in 2007. In these last few years, Serbs get fucked in and over Kosovo on daily basis.
by Albo Forever October 29, 2006
a little province south of serbia
as much as people want to say kosovo is not a serbian province.
we could use the same thing to say that USA isnt american because it was inhabited by other kinds of people before. the language of kosovo is ALBANIAN so is therefore an ALBANIAN province, not a serbian province.
proof of this is because long before that war happened kosovo was inhabited by a group of people called ILIRS. these people are the ancsestors of all albanian people, which is why many albanian people are called Ilir. the main tribe that was based in what is now kosovo are called the Dardans. the proof that these people are kosovan anscestors is because there are many albanians called DARDAN. another point that kosovans are not originally serbian is that there is no serbian name that is slavic. Also the land that the Ilirs occupied at the time (roman times - long before that war) covered most of south east europe.
Im sorry to all those serbians out there but serbians arent really popular with kosovans either. if it was serbian then kosovans would be called serbian and would speak serbian.
so all you people claiming that kosovo should be under serbian rule, you people are wrong, serbian control over kosovo has bought nothing but hate, death, war and loads of other bad things...
ALSO despite a history of being at war with other selfish countries they have ALWAYS pulled through
KOSOVO = SOLDIER
SO, in conclusion KOSOVO is not a province of slavic descent, it is a province of ilir descent (albanian)
NOTE : i have seen the defenitions of the word slav and some of them say that a slav is anyone who come from russia, ukraine, poland, serbia, kosovo etc. please dont make the mistake that kosovo is a slavic province..
as much as people want to say kosovo is not a serbian province.
we could use the same thing to say that USA isnt american because it was inhabited by other kinds of people before. the language of kosovo is ALBANIAN so is therefore an ALBANIAN province, not a serbian province.
proof of this is because long before that war happened kosovo was inhabited by a group of people called ILIRS. these people are the ancsestors of all albanian people, which is why many albanian people are called Ilir. the main tribe that was based in what is now kosovo are called the Dardans. the proof that these people are kosovan anscestors is because there are many albanians called DARDAN. another point that kosovans are not originally serbian is that there is no serbian name that is slavic. Also the land that the Ilirs occupied at the time (roman times - long before that war) covered most of south east europe.
Im sorry to all those serbians out there but serbians arent really popular with kosovans either. if it was serbian then kosovans would be called serbian and would speak serbian.
so all you people claiming that kosovo should be under serbian rule, you people are wrong, serbian control over kosovo has bought nothing but hate, death, war and loads of other bad things...
ALSO despite a history of being at war with other selfish countries they have ALWAYS pulled through
KOSOVO = SOLDIER
SO, in conclusion KOSOVO is not a province of slavic descent, it is a province of ilir descent (albanian)
NOTE : i have seen the defenitions of the word slav and some of them say that a slav is anyone who come from russia, ukraine, poland, serbia, kosovo etc. please dont make the mistake that kosovo is a slavic province..
Vlad: "where do you come from?"
Ilir: "Kosovo"
Vlad: "Serbia should be able to conrol yo ass!"
*Vlad is pimp-slapped by Ilir"
Ilir: "Kosovo"
Vlad: "Serbia should be able to conrol yo ass!"
*Vlad is pimp-slapped by Ilir"
by *Kosovo is not serbain* December 2, 2006
Serbian territory,always has been and always will be.Albanians ARE NOT Illyrians,they are not the real inhabitans of Kosovo,Serbs are.There are no albanian buildings,monuments,churches or mosques older then 100 years in Kosovo!Serbs have monasteries older then 800 years in Kosovo.Reason that there are 90% Albanians now in Kosovo is because Albanians have bigger natality rate then the Serbs plus some 500000 Serbs fled Kosovo in the last 50 years,because Albanians terrorized them.Kosovo may now be independant,but Serbs will get it back maybe in 50,100 or 150 years,but they will!Albanians DO NOT have any DNA match with Illyrians,by the way!They are a mixture of turks who ruled the Balkans for 400 years and Slavs and Greeks!
by Eric McCorrmick February 17, 2008
Kosovo and Metohija is province of Republic Serbia according to Constitution of Republic Serbia and Resolution 12/44 of United Nations Security Council. Metohija is region of Kosovo province known for many monasteries of Serbian Orthodox Church and it's name can literally be translated from Serbian to English as "field of Monasteries", while Kosovo stands for "field of Blackbird". City in Kosovo and Metohija called Prizren was center of Serbian Empire so it have big historical importance for Serbs. In june of 1999 war between albanian separatist movement Liberation Army of Kosovo (KLA) and NATO against Federative Republic of Yugoslavia ended with signing peace agreement and supporting UN resolution 12/44. In 2008 Kosovo albanians illegaly declared independence from Serbia declaring Republic of Kosovo with capital city of Prishtina (ser. Priština, срп. Приштина). 102 countries members of United Nations recognized Kosovo as independent country since 2008, but many of them withdrawed recognition later.
"Due to Constitution of Republic Serbia and UN resolution of 12/44, region of Kosovo and Metohija was, is and will be province of Republic Serbia." -Ivica Dačić, ex-prime minister of Republic Serbia.
by Analitičar April 3, 2019
The Kosovo stew is a house party operation where friends gather in the bathroom and use a random bowl found in the bathroom or anywhere else in the house and defect and pee inside of it. The stew will be left somewhere in the bathroom until someone else finds it and reports the incidence
Dude last night some people pulled a Kosovo stew in my bathroom…
Bro why does it smell like a Kosovo stew in here?
Don’t invite them, they look like trouble, I wouldn’t be surprised if they pull a Kosovo stew at your party
Bro why does it smell like a Kosovo stew in here?
Don’t invite them, they look like trouble, I wouldn’t be surprised if they pull a Kosovo stew at your party
by Bolodogolovski April 21, 2022