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Who is kolya?
He's god, duh.
Kolya by kolya1134 January 25, 2020
Kolya is a very handsome trustworthy and nice man you can always trust him to keep a secret whatever you tell him and be 100% sure he will not tell a living soul.

All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.
All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.
Girl 1:Oh my god I’m going out with Kolya
Girl 2:WHAT!i wanted to go out with Kolya
Girl1:you snooze you loosen
Kolyas are a bloody legend and will always be there for you.
They are usually very handsome and will have a pick of any girl he wants.
girl1: oh my god I’m going out with Kolya
girl2:WHAT! I wanted to go out with Kolya.
girl1: you snooze you lose.
someone who is the best person in the whole world, whos just as interesting and diff as his name, always knows the exact right thing to say and is there for me always when I need him. anyone that has a kolya should never let them go :) <3
"i wish i had a Kolya for a boyfriend"
"i wish i was a kolya"
"i wish kolya was my friend, hes such an amazing person"
kolya by hemakesmesmile<3 April 10, 2010

Kolomaznik 

A cock sucking snake in the grass that will lie, cheat, and step all over anyone he needs to, too advance in life.
Tommy pulled a "Kolomaznik" and threw Gary under the bus to save his own skin.

I need to wipe my "kolomaznik" , please hand me the toilet paper!
A large assed greek who doesn't shave or wash his balls.
Kolomatis came over today, he is hairy and smells like dirty balls.
Kolomatis by lou is gay January 1, 2009