Kolton is retarded.
by kolton65555 October 14, 2021
Kolton is a word to describe a simp who tries his best to get girls but can’t cuz he has no game. Kolton also is dick to the boys and although he is hawt he still can’t pull.
by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 11, 2022
kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗
person #1 “ i hate my life!”
person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
by heyyeaumyea April 25, 2022
kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗
person #1 “ i hate my life!”
person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
by heyyeaumyea April 25, 2022
by Love you madisyn April 16, 2022
Kolton's Thighs. Better Known As The Flab Lords Consist Of Stickmen With High Amounts Of Excess Flesh Under The Waist. The Kolton's Thighs When Touched Of The Slightest It Can Jiggle Intently. It Smells Like Salsa and Vinegar. People Enjoy Worshiping Kolton's Thighs. People With The Extraordinary Disease Enjoy Terrorizing Little Kids At The Park. People Ether Worship Or Cower In Fear When Kolton's Thighs Are In Sight.
by Moistjiggle May 29, 2022