by not_havarti June 6, 2021
A personality which reveals the dark side of a person and let their anger explode in certain situations. It is a personality to joke around but to respect, anyone who come across a Koji must be respectful at all times otherwise the anger within will emerge then explode, they won't stop until you beg them for mercy so be warned Koji is a mortal not to be meddled with.
by fIIrIoIIg June 16, 2020
Keep On Jacking It. Ask Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie on the podcast BudPod. It is the normalist weird thing to masturbate and therefore as a friendly greeting or end to a sentence "keep on jacking it". Koji can be shouted if you do not have enough time and want the secret surprise.
Them- "It was good seeing you again, all the best"
you- "you too, KOJI!"
them- "Oh thank you that is very kind of you to let me keep beating my meat"
you- "you too, KOJI!"
them- "Oh thank you that is very kind of you to let me keep beating my meat"
by Eggiest poo October 26, 2020
The most breathtaking chinko that you will ever encounter. Often simply referred to as, "Chinko" by people of equally breathtaking status.
Person: "Hey! Its Koji!"
N: "You mean Chinko..."
Person: "Oh, I'm actually not allowed to call him that."
N: "I can see why..."
N: "You mean Chinko..."
Person: "Oh, I'm actually not allowed to call him that."
N: "I can see why..."
by BallFreeTommy<3 November 21, 2011
by Kojiisastupidiot September 2, 2018
Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.
v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."
a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."
by The Man April 5, 2005