koen

my name. my name is koen. koen is my name

koen ate a hamburger and died

by MyNameIsKoen May 12, 2021

Koen King

The king of Koen, a small region in Eastern Africa. Wears a magic hat and drinks the semen of virgins.

Tourist #1: Did you see the Koen King?
Tourist #2: Yeah, he drank my semen.

by Mod Hebeee July 14, 2010

dirty koen

when he wants you to role play as a middle schooler

when he said he was into role play, i wasn't expecting him to say he wanted me to give him a dirty koen kinda night

by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021

Koen mitchell

That is super fucking awesome and he def has a massive cock.

Damn he just pulled a koen mitchell.

by Fl0ridama5 March 23, 2023

koen is gay

true

hehehehe koen is gay

by nigerasaurus April 10, 2019

Koens brain

A smart thing in koens brain normally insanely smart but can be really dumb! although he is very nice

koen has such a big brain its a bit bigger than mine though we should call it koens brain

by Koenhasabigbrain December 4, 2018

Koen van z

Boi who is gay and has small pp, die ook een vriend genaamd delano heeft die op 2 uur auto afstand van hem woont in Nl

Persoon 1: hij deed mij van achteren en ik voelde niks
Persoon 2: zeker een Koen van z

by vlamme man November 30, 2021