kobe bryant

the blackest and roundest headed basketball man and failed pilot of our lifetime

basketball man1: did you hear kobe died?

basketball man2: no way lmao so sad. f

basketball man1: yeah haha Kobe Bryant more like Kobe Flyn't

basketball man2: lmao he went kobe right into the ground

by BruhMan1 February 4, 2020

kobe bryant

A Fag. Has a butterfly tattoo on his right arm, signifying his ultimate gayness. Changed my jersey number from 8 to 24. Why? because I am now 3 times as gay!

I am kobe bryant. I cheated on my wife, and I got caught. Now i have a fuckin gay ass butterfly tattoo to prove it.

by Vanessa Bryant April 29, 2007

Kobe Bryant

The best basketball player in the known world. Dude put up 81 points v.s. Toronto Raptors on Jan. 22, 2006. He averaged more than 35 points per game in the 2005-2006 season.

Zach:Who do you think is the best player in the league?
Jordan: Are you kidding me? Kobe Bryant , no doubt!

by J-MAT December 6, 2006

Kobe Bryant

The best player in the NBA, and by the time he's done, the best in NBA history. 81 points in one game, 4 NBA titles, one withOUT shaq, the best finisher in the game, the most hard-working, hard-nosed player in the NBA. Better then LeBron, will be better then Michael.

Kobe Bryant, a.k.a. the black mamba, just lit up everyone in the NBA

by hurricanes3621 June 25, 2009

kobe bryant

1. Rapist
2. One Who Performs The Act Of Rape

"See that girl over there? Im going to drop a roofie in her drink and pull a Kobe Bryant on her."

by g-ziss November 20, 2007

kobe bryant

the sickest player in the nba. after a bronze medal in the both the '04 olympics and the '06 world championship, kobe bryant has decided to play for the USA basketball team, and guess what? they're back to being dominating

kobe bryant's sick, he's going to lead the US to an olympic gold in 2008

by barry1833 September 13, 2007

kobe bryant

The best NBA player since Michael Jordan, who made a mistake with a white chick. Kobe has scored 81 points in a game, won three championships, and shown his ability to pass the ball in the 2006 Round 1 series vs the phoenix suns.Kobe is the most talented and skilled player in the NBA.

NBA Analyst: Kobe Bryant scores 81 points on the Raptors. This is the best showing of talent and skill the NBA has ever seen because of the different types of shots kobe made.

by Shawn B. May 3, 2006