When a person is talking/describing a story or moment, and begins to mumble at the most important piece of information.
A Friend: What was that story you were talking about?

The Knighter: Right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.

The Friend: Sorry, you were just Knighting, say that again.
by TheBaker303 January 13, 2013
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To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.
I have just knighted Pat, he is my bitch now.
by The Wolf February 18, 2005
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When you unload a round towards someone on a shooting game and it goes on both sides of the opponent not hitting them.
Cant shoot worth a shit today..I keep knighting people.
by Merch-Ant August 13, 2013
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A Counter-Strike Source player known for his almighty power of the banhammer, and also for his godly playing skills with all the guns in the game. Also a clutch player.
Careful of that Knight dude, he'll make a new eye socket in your head with that AWP of his, or he'll bust out his banhammer and hit your ass off of the server permanently.
by Almightyness123 April 21, 2010
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When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"
When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
by Gary B May 22, 2003
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the art of a male tapping his penis on the head and shoulders of a suspecting or unsuspecting female, like a knight being dubbed.

knighting can be done after sex to give approval to the female.

knighting can also be done to an unsuspecting female kind of like a raunchier chiefing.
Example 1

guy 1: "i heard you hit it with that chick last night, was she good?"

guy: "good enough to get knighted!"

Example 2

guy 1: "hey man look at that chick, she's totally passed out."

guy 2: "ya, let's chief her"

guy 1: "naw man, lets knight her!"
by nothinggoldcanstay January 17, 2011
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The BEST, I mean BEST junior hockey team in CANADA, and the WORLD!! They achieved the title "BEST" by kicking some major ass this year, including Sidney Crosby and the Oceanic. Giving them a shut-out by the tune of 4-0, in the Memorial Cup final to be named 2005 Champions!!
Guy 1: Wanna go to a Knights game tonight?
Guy 2: Who are the Knights??
Guy 1: Dude, you suck when you don't even know who the Knights are!! I definetly don't wanna go with you now!
by Knighter August 25, 2005
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