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a rare and endangered creature also known as the "cuddle monster." If you come in contact with a Kitune, you may experience periods of extreme comfort and satisfaction. Approach a Kitune with caution and be prepared for pain in the upper jaw for excessive smiling. Separation from a Kitune will cause headaches and restlessness. See a doctor immediately if symptoms continue for more than a week
The minute I saw Kitune, I couldn't bare to let go. Now that she escaped, I'm on anti-depressants...
by Kitune-affected January 04, 2011