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Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.
by Yuri January 26, 2005

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