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kiss it goodbye

kiss it goodbye - verb: to take the last toke you are going to get on a joint or blunt before passing it to someone else or extinguishing it. Sometimes this can occur without one's foreknowledge.
This joint is pretty small, do you want to kiss it goodbye before I put it out?

There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!

We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.
kiss it goodbye by wheresmyjoint December 13, 2009

Kiss it out 

This is when you simply start kissing a possible romantic partner in order to see if you are compatible - you figure it out when you kiss it out.
Mike: "Will you just figure it out with her, Miles! Next time you two are talking and looking into each other's eyes and you

know what you're both thinking. Just kiss it out and you'll know if if's real."
Miles: "I know, Mike. I'm just a mess."
Kiss it out by von groovy July 13, 2024

Quickie Kiss-it Island 

A notorious make-out spot in the middle of the water
"I want to go to Quickie Kiss-it Island and make out with boys!"

If two gay guys kiss it isn't gay

Think of positives and negatives (gay being the negative). Currently the sum of the equations is called sex points and more sex points means good sex. So if you add -1 - -1 it would equal 2 as in two sex points meaning good sex. The negatives cancel out each other which makes it not gay if two gay guys kiss.
Bruh If two gay guys kiss it isn't gay did you know that?

Kiss the brick before throwing it

A phrase commonly used in Fandom spaces, such as TikTok comment sections, to describe jokingly show how emotionally impacted they are by an angsty piece of fan-media. To 'kiss the brick', a creator is softening the blow of the Angst, usually with romantic Fluff. Used similarly to the phrase "You were supposed to hold my hand!"
"OP, Did you kiss the brick before throwing it!?"

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>