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Being a captain and giving a long passionate kiss to a beautiful woman, then after having her stare endlessly into you eyes, you give her a one hit K.O!

Also known as "To Captain Kirk" someone.

Just being so awesome that you punch a girl in the face after a great kiss and she actually still likes you!
That Alien chick just got Kirk'd by Captain Kirk!

Did anyone see when the Caveman Kirk'd that Sexy Pirate Chick?
by KolarBear! October 08, 2009