The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.
by Chefspam October 5, 2014
A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.
You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
by aza_uk September 25, 2016
The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.
Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'
by Martinho August 31, 2013
by Spicysirachagirl April 30, 2020
by slatattack March 13, 2011
noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.
by drfreed August 28, 2020
A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021