Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.
Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!
(Years later)
Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!
(Years later)
Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!
by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013