A mental state typically exhibited by a Korean who is extremely displeased. This condition is signified by gratuitous violence accompanied by psychotic shrieking. Surrounding people and/or objects are usually left injured or damaged. Implied in the term is that such behavior results from ingesting too much kimchi.
"Dude, I can't believe you cheated on your Korean girlfriend. You must not know about kimchi rage."
"What's kimchi rage? ...Holy shit, is that my car on fire?!"
"What's kimchi rage? ...Holy shit, is that my car on fire?!"
by enGinEEringpinK March 8, 2011
In Korea, people would bury cabbage deep underground in a pot and put a lid over it. They'd keep the cabbage burried until it fermented and turned into Kimchi. When they un-dug it, the Kimchi would smell very foul. Many Korean war vets began to use the expression In Deep Kimchi for when they were in trouble.
by Dancing with Fire December 28, 2011
Someone who is obsessed with Koreans/Korean culture. (and isnt korean) That person might even try to learn Korean, make a korean name for themselves, and indulge themselves on anything korean like music (Big Bang, BoA, se7en, epik high, Rain, Wonder Girls), dramas (My Sassy Girl, Il Mare, Windstruck, JSA, A Millionaire's first love), food (Soju, kimchi, bul-dak, tang-su-yuk), etc.
Also, the person will be obsessed with Korean celebrities (for example, Rain Bi, Jyeon Ji Hyun, Seung Ri, Ji Woo Hyun, etc) and will want their significant other to be Korean.
Also, the person will be obsessed with Korean celebrities (for example, Rain Bi, Jyeon Ji Hyun, Seung Ri, Ji Woo Hyun, etc) and will want their significant other to be Korean.
Conversation between Kimchi Wannabe 's
Girl: annyeong haseyo, stephanie! Did you watch the ending of My Sassy Girl?! It was so cute!
Girl 2: My name isnt stephanie anymore, remember? It's Park Jun Ae! And I saw drama 20 times. Did I tell you how much I love Rain Bi?! I want to do him so badly. WE NEED TO GO TO KOREA.
Girl: SARANG HAE! <3 (^___^)
Girl: annyeong haseyo, stephanie! Did you watch the ending of My Sassy Girl?! It was so cute!
Girl 2: My name isnt stephanie anymore, remember? It's Park Jun Ae! And I saw drama 20 times. Did I tell you how much I love Rain Bi?! I want to do him so badly. WE NEED TO GO TO KOREA.
Girl: SARANG HAE! <3 (^___^)
by ashreeayjun June 21, 2009
The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.
A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.
by Kimchimakesmybutthurt February 6, 2018
by asianbooty December 17, 2013
1. When an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling "sour" or "spicy" - usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. This assault on a friendly weapon can result in the penis looking like a plate of kimchi.
2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
by Dr. Michael Mancini August 30, 2013
A dangerous state which a boy reverts back to a baby who still cries everyday, hits his parents, throws his rubbish bin, slams door, stomps floor, pound his table.
All that just because he can't play rocket league.
Activation rate: when the wifi is shit / he gets scammed / he loses a match / couldn't play with his friend
Powers:
- Superhuman Strength (to accomplish great feats as mentioned above)
- Scream-yelling (on par with Black Bolt's sonic scream)
- Superhuman Gaming Stamina ( it is estimated that he can play rocket league non-stop for 45 hours)
Ultimate Skill:
- Shifting blame ( he always find a way to blame others and complain even though it is entirely his fault)
All that just because he can't play rocket league.
Activation rate: when the wifi is shit / he gets scammed / he loses a match / couldn't play with his friend
Powers:
- Superhuman Strength (to accomplish great feats as mentioned above)
- Scream-yelling (on par with Black Bolt's sonic scream)
- Superhuman Gaming Stamina ( it is estimated that he can play rocket league non-stop for 45 hours)
Ultimate Skill:
- Shifting blame ( he always find a way to blame others and complain even though it is entirely his fault)
A: Bro that kid just went full kimchi mode!
(Jordan throws chair)
B: Damn.
C: He's in secondary school bruh why is he still crying everyday
D: Don't blame him homie He's in pain He's in kimchi mode
E: my kid is in kimchi mode then he pushed and swore at me. What can I do?
F: There is nothing you can do honestly. You either get him his Macbook back or let him watch his Rocket League YouTubers.
Passive: Deaging (He can turn back into a baby ( or maybe a foetus even a sperm) )
(Jordan throws chair)
B: Damn.
C: He's in secondary school bruh why is he still crying everyday
D: Don't blame him homie He's in pain He's in kimchi mode
E: my kid is in kimchi mode then he pushed and swore at me. What can I do?
F: There is nothing you can do honestly. You either get him his Macbook back or let him watch his Rocket League YouTubers.
Passive: Deaging (He can turn back into a baby ( or maybe a foetus even a sperm) )
by jordansucker May 17, 2020