An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.
Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
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Dictator of North Korea who enjoy's rubbing his titties together and yelling "KUMBAYA, MY LORD!"
Fuck Kim Jon II. Simple.
by Nuckra April 27, 2004
the comunist of north korea.who has a bad hair cut and is one of the worst dictators of all time
kim jong is a short bastird who sould get hi ass wooped
by baka_kuso_yarou December 10, 2004