n. A smol silver/grey haired neko with class plus sass at the age of 21 and most importantly extreme self pride. Despite her prideful efforts, people often fail to acknowledge that she too is also a woman. She is just as much as involved in her hubris, as much as she is involved in her neko side as well as her neko habits. What do you mean she doesn't have neko traits?!

She has cat ears for crying out loud! Her tail however....That's actually a mystery. But people should still love her regardless. Males specifically. They are so quick to back off when they find a woman like her. Also she likes red. So if you see this lovely 3 inch woman, give her a rose and see how the smol cat reacts.
Ex.1:

Boyfriend: Hi my name is Boyfriend and this is my jerk of a failed Quinder Date, Kia

Kia: WTF did you just call me?! It's not my fault you were afraid to hookup with me!

Boyfriend: See? This is why I don't like her.

Ex.2:

Kia: Hey Lia. I'm feeling cat-ish. Can I lay on your lap.

Lia: Of course, Kia!

Kia: Thanks.
by Trinity_Star04 July 17, 2022
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Kias is a big hugger and a kind soul. At times he may switch to an alter ego where you may be challenged by big dick energy. That is not for consumption. Keep Kias out your mouth and especially away from children. We love Big Daddy Kias.
Big Boy Kias is on a mad one today lads. He just squashed an infant under his boot with ease!
by The UK's Messiah April 13, 2020
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Know-It-All (KIA): A species of human that cannot be told anything that they haven’t already heard and/or they know better than you at all times, in all circumstances, and will generally defy you with their dying breath. They cannot hear what you’re saying, but merely wait for your mouth to stop moving or texts to stop so they can tell you how/why/what. Narcissists and insecure individuals are known for this particular personality trait. Also, they were probably not breastfed.
1) Tim is such a KIA. He refused to listen when I asked him to please not overload the dryer so the clothes would dry and the motor would not burn out.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
by Jenneration November 19, 2021
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killing in action, unlike mia in the military , this is killed while you in the united states of america military.
he was kia by the enemy a rookie...dishonorable discharged for not taking this seriously, his family gets no compensation.
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Karen’s best friend.Kia could be a nice person, that could play the role of being nice to people she dislikes,very good at acting. She could be a good listener, but could pretend to be an acquaintance. Has a quirky personality but its a disguised to get people to like her, and hide her personality disorder. Could have issues with her sexuality, but she is true to her family. Has trouble making decisions about her career, could have a career of success but likes to take breaks, in reality she not happy with her career choices. Loves to take breaks, manipulates people to do her job or things for her. Usually works as a cashier, or as a server. She loves animals, and the beach. Could be a type of car.
by NatVeryCool November 24, 2021
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Stands for "Know it all". Not to be confused with "Killed in action", or the car brand. Used to describe a particularly annoying person.
Jim: Oh my god. He's such a know it all.
Frank: I know, what a KIA.
by BRAVE BROWSER January 12, 2021
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She was blowing me in her Kia when her mother showed up and blew it off: That blow-job was KIA!
by bs55 October 15, 2017
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