A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.
All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.
by Multicultural Project March 30, 2008
The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.
by Wet Stanley February 17, 2011