Kernaghan

adj. the act of literally poking someone in the sweet spot.

I kernaghaned billy and he giggled.

by Sean Grube March 16, 2003

Kernaghan

1. To douse oneself in the projectile vomit of a love one and light said vomit on fire with a finely made match.
2. To dress up as an obese man and prance around merrily as others around punch, jab, and kick.

1. "I kernaghaned for you, my darling. I hope you enjoy it."
2. "Stop it! I didn't kernaghan for your own pleasure!"

by Aaron Myers March 16, 2003

Glenn Kernaghan

Usually a guy that enjoys cardigans and makes funny and lame jokes.

Girl 1: Man, my night sucked, I was stuck with a Henrietta.

Girl 2: Aw yo, that sucks, luckily I was stuck with a Glenn Kernaghan.

by SamEm32 January 25, 2010