Kermit

Being fucking gay like kermit the frog.

Guy1: Dude tom got exposed.
Guy2: Dude what did he get exposed for?
Guy1: Tom is kermit.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 10, 2021

Kermit

going drunk

Kermit means to go drunk.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021

Kermit

Another word for going drunk.

Ima go kermit and blame it on my dad.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021

Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019

Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.

Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.

by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022

Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.

I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)

by TreasureHead August 3, 2017

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021