keoni's a fine man, who eats brownies everyday. he doesnt cheat on his boyfriend and is a boopy boy.
by >:CCCCCC a November 17, 2019
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Small penis energy, often times has an ego bigger than his forehead. Can easily get his feelings hurt, even when you talk about his fucked up lips. He's a nice guy, but has a small pecker. And it shows. Will only talk to you to either get head or start drama, but they go hand in hand. Probably has mommy issues.
Oh shit, here comes Keoni. Better not make a "yo' mamma" joke.
by fakebarbietitties September 23, 2019
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the hottest person in the world like he can literally fuck me hard or slowly tbh it doesn’t matter.
keoni is so fine omg
by vusddysgs April 19, 2022
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a fake magician but wont admit it even tho he knows nat is the real magician
by natherealmagician May 29, 2017
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Keoni is a cute boy who has a good sense in clothing and looks good always. He’s always hungry and plays sports. He’s single and very ready to mingle. Girls wanna claim him but are too scared. He always has his girls back.
Get a man as protective as Keoni.
by RealCutie March 5, 2019
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Keoni means maidenless or bitchless. It describes your average Reddit user
Hey your a keoni

Damn I’m maidenless 😔😔
by Pixel sage June 16, 2022
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he a kid
who sexy af
and everyone wanna marry him owo
by hellowordl183828 April 1, 2020
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