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Usually a Kenya is a mixed girl, with long or short brown hair (doesn't matter cause she is sexy asf either way) and brown eyes that with make you wanna fuck her when you look into them. They also have the most amazing smile and are some pretty cool girls. They are not afraid to fight anybody if they are provoked. A Kenya will tell you she is a freak but you prolly wont believe her until you get in bed with her and she turns into a pornstar. (yes a kenya is prolly the best girl to have sex with) Kenyas also give the best head. Kenyas are smart, sexy and got mad jokes. Any nigga would love to have her especially because of her fat ass, thick thighs, big titties, and lips like sugar. Kenyas are loyal though to flirt a lot, but she will always come back to you. She will be your ride or die chick if you want her to be, because she will do anything for the man that loves her.

She also has a fat pussy, and will ride your dick til you say stop
Nigga 1: U gotta girlfriend now?
Nigga 2: yeah she is so amazing. her name kenya
Nigga 1: Damn u a lucky mutha fucka I heard about them kenyas!
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the best looking black girl in the world.
Generally mixed race (white and black), but sometimes fully black..rarely will you find a white "Kenya"
Can be rather impatient, but always hears you out and gives too many second chances.She's funny, smart, great looking, compassionate, understanding and all of the traits in a girl you're looking for. AND LOOKS JUST LIKE HER FACEBOOK PICTURES(:
Too bad you're too stupid to understand that you need her, and by the time you get the courage to tell her-she's gone.
Wow, I knew I was in love with Kenya the moment I laid eyes on her. That's why I told her I love her, she doesn't like to be kept waiting.
by seaplerloc January 19, 2011
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Hispanic, black, or European. She's intelligent in her own ways, beautiful, wise like athena, unique characteristics, hard to get, mysterious, and the best kind of a woman a man is lucky to have. She has lovely eyes, and lips like sugar.
She's not an easy girl, but when you get her keep her forever.
I knew I was in love with Kenya the moment I met her.
by Justinelee February 20, 2012
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Same as above excpet there aren't actually any tigers in Kenya
by Poodle June 10, 2004
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A country in Eastern Africa.

Kenya has lions and tigers.

Kenya is where the giraffes are, and the zebra.

The Kenyan Highlands comprise one of the most successful aricultural production regions in Africa; glaciers are found on Mount Kenya, Africa's second highest peak; unique physiography supports abundant and varied wildlife of scientific and economic value.

This is the home of the HOLY CRAP.LIONS!TOUR.

Visitors also get a free snorkel with every visit.
Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya.
Come to Kenya we've got lions.
by yamato March 20, 2004
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One of the nicer, safer countries to visit in Africa. Nairobi, the capital, is very nice. It's a lot like San Francisco, only third world. Kenya has spectacularly gorgeous countryside, and unique wildlife that should exist for at least another two or three years before industrialization drives them into extinction. Great place to vacation!
Example? East African country. A place that for some reason is home to a lot of fast runners. The top three fastest people on my track team were from Kenya. That's weird.
by WidgetTheWorldWatcher May 10, 2005
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Better than Norway.
So much so one should forget it.
Kenya has lions and tigers, what does Norway have? Nothing.
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