A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”
by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019
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When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.
I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.
by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022
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