Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

kenitis 

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

kenitis by Mulli August 15, 2006

kenitis 

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

kenitis by Mulli August 16, 2006

Kenyatis

A cute ass nigga with too much sauce that everybody wants to know or be around. It's someone when your around them it's hard not to get lost in the sauce

I need me a kenyatis in my life

Kenyatis by Dj slick nut January 7, 2017

kellyitis

Kelly-i-tis is a disease where someone named kelly can contract it.

It's a serious disease that can cause the following:
Being an idiot
Thinking she is a god when really she isn't
A bully
and much much more.

Oh no! Kelly contracted kellyitis! Are we really surprised?

kellyitis by Sedoium February 21, 2022

Jennyitis 

A rare but emotionally dramatic condition that strikes when someone goes too long without talking to a Jean, Jeanie or Jenny. Symptoms include excessive sighing, skipping rope, and randomly muttering phrases like, "Gaaawwwwd", and "Jeeeeez".

Sufferers might also attempt to fill the void by awkwardly chatting with strangers in the Starbucks line who have the name Jenny on their cup.

Warning: relapse is likely with any amount of physical proximity, or texts received with rolly eyes.

That is all.

"Gaaaawwwd, when I stop myself from writing her I fell like I'm about to suffocate and can't breathe. The Jennyitis is starting to set in hard."

Jennyitis by IdRatherBeWithMyDog November 28, 2024