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(noun) a person who is homosexual. likes big boys and their big toys,plays classical music, and is a ASA(asian student association) representative like a loser(adjective) a phrase gay asian people say to say im gay and i have a little penis
person 1: Dude, I'm so Kenneth
by troll215 October 10, 2011
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A nice guy with cool kind of long hair. Hes smart and athletic and great with the girls and diesnt care what other people think about him. He dresses awesome and has some clothes that other people wouldnt think of wearing.
I wish i was like him, he's like a kenneth
by kcm24 February 05, 2010
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Kenneth is such a nigger
by Kennethisanigger March 13, 2017
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and amazing smart guy who you will shortly realize isnt like any other guy on earth. he will love you and treat you with class and respect. there's nothing he wont try to do just to make you happy. he has soft hair and goreous eyes. his smile melts your heart, his voice makes you smile, which in turn, makes him smile again ! his touch gives you goose bumps and his love keeps you alive... hes everything and anything you could ever ask for in a man. Kenneth wont take anyones crap and will destroy anyone whod try to harm you. hes strong wonderful and great at sex too ;3 hes more than anyone could write on a single page and more than words can speak.. he loves his family and friends and if youre his girl, hell love you more than his own life. hes.... he's Kenneth. i guess you could say he'd be your big BabyBear sweet, but tough. youll love him the moment you meet him, but be SO nervous to talk to him, but in the end, itll be a great thing that you DID talk to him, or you never would have known the wonder, magic and everything amazing that comes from meeting Kenneth.
Girl: wow that Kenneth sure is an amazing guy
2nd Girl: Back off thats MY Kenneth. i'll destroy u if you get near him !
and oh yeah hes amazing heh and hes amzing in more ways than one ;3
by YouCanCallMeVayVay April 30, 2012
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Kenneth is the street name from Ketamine.
Where's Kenneth?
by Frogbox. September 03, 2009
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A nerd who has some badass moments.
And is heavily influenced by a grade eight.
Grade Eight : That guy called me an LG.
Fuck him !

Kenneth : Fuck you.
by Grade eight December 18, 2008
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Anglicization of the Gaelic Coinneach or Cainnech, meaning "handsome and fiery".

In recent times, the name Kenneth has lost some of its integrity due to a character named Kenneth, played by Jack McBrayer, who is largely a buffoon on the show "30 Rock". Despite this oversight, Kenneth is generally a proud or confident man, usually of apparent Celtic and/or Germanic origins, who is as quick to temper as he is to celebrate. Traditionally, neither the anger nor the generosity of Kenneth may be understated, as both are defining characteristics.

In smaller circles, however, the word Kenneth is used as a pseudonym for an enforcer or someone of a similar type who uses intimidation tactics, physical or otherwise, to achieve a desired result. A Kenneth will sometimes work with a Matthew.
Scenario 1:

Man: Their representatives are standing firm at a twenty percent commission.

Boss: Send Kenneth in for the next round of negotiations. He'll help them see reason in lowering their rate.

Scenario 2:

Man: Once Kenneth came into the interrogation room, I just had to leave. All I know is that twenty minutes later, we had a signed statement and a grown man in tears.

With a Matthew:

Man: I don't know what's scarier: seeing Kenneth and Matthew in a dark alley or across a conference table. Those two guys can't be human with that kind of work.
by AWellspokenBeast August 09, 2010
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