Half a pint of british 'bitter', such as John Smiths or Tetley's. Named after Ken Barlow in the UK soap, Coronation Street for what he orders at the bar.
Barman: What y'havin?
Customer: Um... a kenneth please!
by Mark Quaile November 26, 2007

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Kenneth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.
Look at that Kenneth over there! I envy his hair and chic magnatism.
by An_Awesome_Person September 04, 2008

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One of the most amazing guy's you could ever possibly meet... He will really turn your world around. Make you forget all the things you don't want to remember. Make you feel as if you're the only two in the world when you're with him. Kenneth is a guy you can always trust, no matter what. He will always know exactly what to say to make your heart race and make it beat faster and slower at the same time :) Kenneth knows how to have fun and you'll never find yourself bored when youre around him. Pretty much you will fall in love with him the day you look into his Gorgeoussss eyes. Kenneth is a wonderful addition to anyones life and it would be wrong not to meet one because NO joke... Kenneth is the most amazing,sweet and one of the funniest guys you will ever meet :)
Kenneth is one heckkk of a Kenneth. ;)
by Imsuchabeast June 13, 2009

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a teenage man with extremely wonderful hair, and with his good looks and great personality, he has every female after him.
"You're such a kenneth, always with the ladies."
by Ken Is The Man January 12, 2009

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A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.
"Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
"Oh, that's a kenneth!"

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World greatest guy. May do things that some people don't like once in a while but he always makes up for it. Loves to joke, and make people smile. When he loves someone, that girl is THE luckiest girl alive. When your together he makes you feel warm, and safe inside...like no matter what nothing else matters. He has a perfect smile, he is very handsome. When ever your sad, or upset in anyway he knows just what to say or do to make you feel good about yourself all over again. Kenneth is literally THE most amazing, loving, respectful guy anyone could ever wish for.
Can i have a Kenneth as my man.
by Inlove619 October 23, 2010

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Someone who's so flipping brilliant that they make everyone else around them look like a right ares.
Flipping heck Kenneth you look a proper treat today with your radioactive face and massive hair. Everyone around you looks like a right ares.

Let's go ****.
by Jimothy Bowen July 01, 2009

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A fat, adorable and chubby boy
Damm son!look at that Kenneth!
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